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Hello, and welcome to 'Must squee, I can't contain myself!' or 'Why didn't I watch this in the first place?!'

So, so - bad enough when stupid Master Quan goes and gives Dojo to Chase Young, and Dojo says 'Chase Young? Master-of-evil, make-your-lower-lip-quiver Chase Young?'

But. When he shows up at the next fight, and and Jack. And XD JACK!

Puts on a Shen Gong Wu and his legs go extra incredibly long and he tilts over and Chase catches him! And Jack, with the eyes slowly getting bigger and then they are stars, shining twirling golden stars and the swooning and he offers him the Shen Gong Wu! Ahahaha!

Chase: *smug but pleased* I do have a certain reputation.

This is so cool. :D

Wuya getting angry about the Shen Gong Wu and Jack objecting - "Chase Young is my all time hero! He's an evildoer's evildoer!"

So they try to talk to Dojo, who apparently ...can't leave because he's been traded? O.o; Really, I think he just likes all the food he's been given, he's really really heavy all of a sudden. >>;

Then Omi attempts to fight Chase, who is standing there drinking soup. And totally deflecting all of Omi's attacks. While drinking soup. XD Joy!! The look on Omi's face!

And then he leaves. After refusing Jack's offer of teaming up. << Apparently, he only came to see the monks he'd heard so much about. -.- Dojo really ought to learn to keep his mouth shut.

Wuya: Jack, you pathetic little groupie! If I had a stomach, I'd hurl!

Jack: ^_^;; Heee-hee-heehehe (Swear that's what it sounded like)

Meanwhile, the Xiaolin track down Master Quan and learn he is a moron. No, really. He once fought Chase Young, and got his butt kicked and his spear was taken in the fight? And apparently his spear is... well, he couldn't fight anymore.

But then Chase offered him a chance to get it back! :o

In exchange for Dojo, yadda yadda oh and guess what? Chase was once good, but went to the dark side in exchange for a potion that will keep him young forever - and guess what one of the ingredients is?

Cut to Dojo happily sitting in a boiling pot, still eating. *headdesk*

Dojo: Oh, you're gonna make me soup?

Chase: *I will not laugh outloud* In a manner of speaking... *pulls open the curtain with jars with pictures of dragons on them. Manymanyjars*

Oh wow. They got there and got to Dojo, who now has an apple stuck in his mouth, and then Jack - when'd he get there?! - pushes the button to shut the last door behind them, and Chase. Um. There's this transformation scene which kinda eww although I have seen worse, and he's like a crocodile person? All that eating dragons, I guess.

Jack: *jaw dropping, during* "Wow. You're even more hideous than Wuya! I love it!" :D

XD You should hear his voice, with the almost-breaking and the deeply embedded squee.

Okay, so that was cool. The shape shifting is his true form, without benefit of the potion - and Dojo makes a crack about this and then sticks the apple back in his mouth. snerk.

And then Master Quan shows up, and I could really kick him. Because Chase was just taunting them "I trust you will join me in a bowl of soup" only he used the name... I must get the name, I have a feeling there's a joke there. >>

Anyway, Quan to the rescue because he must redeem his butt, and they have a showdown. In Dojo's words 'A plain old showdown, without any Shen Gong Wu? We haven't had one of those in a long time." *apple* XD

Terms : Quan wins, they all go free including Dojo. Chase wins, Quan must swear to serve him eternally and gets turned into a cat like the other warriors who have fallen to him in battle.

Jack does some inappropriately timed squeeing that includes the words 'cutting edge' and is all *.* and then takes Dojo's apple because he got glared at.

Me: *.* cats. kitty-cats. cats who contain the spirits of his defeated enemies omg squee XD

Of course Quan won, because he had to - he gave Omi a major squee moment by quoting his quote from Master Fung during the battle. Then the cats were going to pack up on them and Chase let them leave. Because, you know. "I accepted thier challenge - and lost." << And he bowed. From the waist. "I trust we will meet again." In this tight, angry voice but still. Total 'I will not throw a hissy because I lost, because that would be undignified.'

Omi looked like he'd bitten into something rotten, there.

*checks* Yep, still squeeing.

So Quan has given Omi that spear of his, and it's over until, yesterday's episode. Chase was watching Omi during the latest hunt, no Showdown but..

Chase: *while petting a tiger - which is more disturbing given knowing what that tiger is* Young Omi is a skilled warrior. It's a pity he's wasting his talents fighting against the forces of evil.

So, after some interluding with Jack, who is still in a State of Fanboy and trying to get Chase to let him hang out. ^^ We cut to Kimiko. Kimiko has been having a moment. By all rights, this episode should have been more focusing on her? Except we've got to deal with in one episode - Kim's mistake with breaking the Mosaic Scales, and learning that one mistake is not the end of the freaking world, and as part of that the rescuing Clay. Jack's still fanboy-ing Chase and forming a temporary alliance with Clay due to that - he didn't know Clay was possessed. And Chase has set his sights on Omi...

There's a line in here, the thing that possess Clay is a trickster demon and he does something to one of the others before they leave? Jack noting that Clay has become 'Such a freak! *pause* I love it!' and the laughing ^^

Eventually they split up to look for Clay? And Chase makes his move. Or I should, opening ploy? Omi in the middle of a grassy field, and begins to look around, yelling 'Clay! Claaaay!' turns and looks up and *gasps! assumes battle stance* Chase Young!

And he asks what he's doing here, and Chase assures him that he has nothing to fear, because there isn't anything at stake. 'At the moment' with a pat on the head. XD Omi tries to ask what he's doing here, and Chase tells him that it won't be long until the Monarch Wings reveal themselves << and "It will be your task to defeat Sabini (closest I can come to what they're saying).

Omi boggles at the fact that he knows about Sabini while Chase tosses him the extra staff he brought along. They start fighting while Chase is telling him how to beat the thing out of Clay. << Which, you know, is pretty much 'beat the thing out of him'?

Chase: 'Fight him until he can't fight anymore.'

Same difference!

But, all the while they are fighting, and then Omi - "Your skills are most impressive. It is unfortunate you are on the wrong side."

Chase: *pleased/amused* "I was just thinking the same thing about you." However - just because we are on opposite sides does not mean I cannot teach you.

And he catches Omi. Hanging by his belt on the end of Chase's staff. With a most embarrassed giggle. (Someone will pay for putting me in the frame of mind to think bad things there. You know who you are.) And then he throws him and as Omi thuds down, "It is not the strongest opponent who wins, but the strongest willed. "

Omi charging him with the monkey strike, and Chase; "Repulse the Monkey!"

And once again, Omi is picking himself up.

Chase: "When fighting an opponent with superior strength, you must use his own strength against him!"

Omi : "Why are you teaching me your tricks?"

Chase: *pious* "Teaching is the only true path to learning."

And then the others show up, and Chase does the Mysterious Vanishing bit. Omi actually gets question marks! ??? ^^ Cute!

Then Sabini/Clay handily kicks thier butts for a while, turns on Jack, and is in turn beat down - it's the actual bug-looking monster that Kimiko challenges to a Showdown, almost loses to, and refuses to give up, challenging her element through the Star Hanabi to seal the Mosaic Scales shut again. :D

Chase appearing at the waterfalls the Showdown took place in as Rai and Kimiko carrying Clay off... Actually, he is standing on a plume of water. ^^ "You did well, Omi."

Omi: *tiny bow* Thank you so much for your assistance. Have you given up evil for good?

*stifles scream in order to continue typing*

Chase: "Things aren't always that simple."

Omi: "Then.. why did you want to get rid of Sabini?" ...at least you can tell the hamster has not fallen off the wheel completely?

Chase: "Let's just say... I did one small thing for you. Perhaps one day, you can return the favor."

Omi: >:( ...

And Chase vanishes again, and Dojo and the others show up, and Dojo asks if he is okay? "I am ...most uncertain. But I hope so."

meeep! o.o

Also, Shusu - it was both. First Kokuenoh, then Kenbukyo - appeared as a shivery black shadow, then leapt out of the fountain trailing water and light, becoming solid as the water was shed. ^^

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...woo.
(and, ahahhhaa^^)

Yes! Much with the laughing and the pointing and the awww, it is so cute Jack is all *.* over Chase. ....it will make excellent cover noise for sneaking Omi somewhere far, far away where Chase can't get him.

Or Shusu, for she has teh slashy designs on them. >>;

Damn straight.

Well perhaps not STRAIGHT.

I'm a little annoyed at myself that I'm missing Showdowns. I thought I'd only missed three or so, but I'm losing track of storylines.

Meanwhile I think I have Miles, SEED, and Digimon bunnies, not even out of their hutches. Cute yet annoying.

I don't think you've missed much? They weren't showing new ones for a while, that first one above was before Christmas? Close-to? I know, for it had commercials in - with the Holiday Sock Party. <<;

But. Um. Awwww? *throws carrots in so's they will not be tempted to come out*

Yeah, remember how I wasn't at home before Christmas? ^^;;;;;

Heck, *that* was when they showed the Super Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce Go! finale. This weekend =was= the rerun. I was like @.@

The Digimon bunny I may have to pound out, which is ok since the thing it belongs to is fragmented anyway. Thanks to Lacey's tape! I was rewatching the Digimon 02 finale. And realized... hey, that's a pocket dimension where emotions become real.

That's a pocket dimension where emotions become real. And there was Alice, looking very Mistress Nine (and I'm thinking you missed that Sailor Moon arc), all her gothy glory talking to Jen. I'll have to figure out where the Dark Ocean goes into this, since the base canon is all the loose-ends in Digimon... need to find all the loose-ends ^_^

I think I did - that was the one you were yelling at me for missing because of Pluto and everyone and the end of the world and I will just be hiding again, except

Except I must share this sudden horrifying image/suspicion that you are suggesting that Alice was Owikawa somehow? o.o;

Meanwhile, I shall continue hunting out my quotes from Netherrealm for working on the essayness with. << Before I crash. ^^;;;

Except I must share this sudden horrifying image/suspicion that you are suggesting that Alice was Owikawa somehow? o.o;

Nah, too easy. I'd rather add him in as an independent entity, if I add that little child molester at all. There's already so much merging in canon, it's rather pointless to add it in.

Alice, now. She's perfect. I was wondering why her voice came out so calmly, and realized that if she isn't controlled, the dimension will start creating all her dreams-and-nightmares.

;p

Eeeek! << Yeah, that would be bad. x.x

Also, on that rewatch I realized that Daisuke SAVED THE WORLD by being too stupid to be scared.

Stoopid Saves Multi-Dimensions! News at Nine.

He what?! ...This, I don't remember. << 'Course, Daisuke is like Ken's background noise sometimes ^^;;

And then there was the rooting for TK not to be taken in and the hatehatehate that Myotismon used that against him, I mean ouch. >:O Die!!!

Davis is actually a pretty great character. He's just impossible to watch without head-desking, and that includes his co-stars!

Basically they all got their most wanted wish, and Davis was so MAD at Marshmallow that he wished V was strong enough to beat him. So... V multiplied.

If he hadn't done that, they'd all have been stuck!

^__^

eeeep! Yes, that would have been bad. What with the probably being eaten by Marshmallow. *snerk* I suddenly crave to eat marshmallows, very violently.

But not with cats. Because that would be messy. And impossible to clean.

XD *chokes* omg, the imagery! With the fur and the claws and the whiskers with marshmallow on, and that is so not what I meant by that but

Rai: *peeks* Your mind just went into a gutter I didn't know existed.

Augh you are evil! This is very noise-generating and distracting me! ;p

Think of the bath afters.

Augh!! And my first thought is 'declaw them' and then the guilt and the sympathetic aching in my fingers!! AUGH!!

>.< *shudders* There would have to be magic involved, because no human could survive trying to give that bath.

Declaw? But then no blood.
Don't you want blood with your marshmallows?

o.o

...maybe? >> This will take much considering.

The tongue-bath.

Well. And this is a bit late. And and and @.@

I'm going to keel you for bringing up these thoughts, you realize this don't you?

*is not purry, nonono*

*All* his defeated enemies?

*chokes*

I've changed my mind, you're trying to keel me.

Furthermore! It is your fault that I have just remembered Dojo remarking on the cats knowing how to do things, like bringing him plates of food - *pauses to x.x at Dojo* - and asking him 'You teach them to do this?'

Chase: Amoung other things...

*hisses at you!! noreally!*

@#)$@$)@(#*$!

Well, that answers that. And to think I hesitated to slash him with Dojo.

AHAHAHAHA!

I think the neighbors may have heard me laughing just now. <<; Also it has scared headspace.

But AHAHAHA! XD

*feebly attempts to object that Dojo is food?*

And the boys - the boys including Jack, staring in various states of shock and horror and mad!jealous while Kimiko.

In this tiny stunned voice.

Says 'But, Dojo.. he tried to eat you.' o.o

You know. Just before she does the volcano erupting temper bit, and starts screaming at him about it. XD

Well if it's any consolation or reparation, I'm doing my paid job and thinking all this at the same time. One hopes I remember that multiplying is not the same as subtracting, with all these bunnies out for blood.

^_^;;; Oooops? I shall be fleeing then, for saner pursuits like being awake later on... <<

Well, at least like getting my shower and possibly making last stabby comments before sleep.

Sleep is our friend. Sleep is full of shiny metallic adventuring Kuribos and hey! Why aren't there any cat cards in Yugioh?! >:o I am offended!

And disturbed that I care...

Panther Warrior!
And Google says there's Lady Panther.

(Two more comments, and we can collapse this thing. :D )

Ahhh! I forgot to make more stabbingy comments!

Sudden image of Chase being presented tiny mewling baby Panther... and glaring and telling them they will pay for this. <<

Panthers: *snerky even if they will pay for it*

*jawdrop*

Chase/Jack! Chase/Omi! Chase/everyone!!!!!

I gotta figure out when they rerun these things. And why I keep missing "new" tags, because sometimes the Saturday ones are not the first time of the week they run and it confuses me.

Hm, I need some cat-sex. Wonder why.

Augh!!

And yes, that had occured to me. This sort of thing almost seems to be stalking me, from the cat-people in BoF to Crono Cross to Tenshi's Byakuen >.<

Okay, I don't need to be thinking about this while also thinking about Kokuenoh and everything else. Do I? I can't tell anymore @.@

OMG you might've missed the edit? There was a cat-girl on Power Rangers. She was the Academy examiner. Then again, the HQ commander was a giant blue dog with webbed ears. But she was hott, omg. Dominatrix-type cat-girl.

:O What when?! Augh!! Darnitt!

Also, Chase Young may be the worst double-entendre name evar, yet somehow I don't mind.

XD Yep. It's just - I was wondering if anyone would mention that. >>

XD

Also, Dojo is an idiot. *nods* Because, you know, Bugs Bunny would not have stayed in that pot that long. <.

........maybe it was an ergonomic pot?

...what's ergonomic? <<

A good word to know. Designed with the human body in mind (heh, diction), i.e. Very Comfortable. Lots of office chairs, computer mice, stuff like that.

Ooooh. ^_^

...But, since Dojo is a dragon? And he is always with the curling and the coiling? All pots would be ergonomic. Unless it was a square one. <<

I have never seen a square pot. >>

XD Ergonomic Death-Traps

Food or comfort, that's Dojo's shiny underbelly. I'm surprised no one's thought of bribing him, at least not that I can remember.

Nope!

...which is rather.. odd. << I suppose one does not automatically think 'dragon, bribe'. More like, 'dragon, run' or 'dragon, dead' or in Dojo's case 'dragon, hahaha!' or 'dragon - where are the monks?'

Dragon babysitter. Dragon Ultimate Car Pool.

XD I am getting too sleepy, if I suddenly want to write a knife-commercial for Dojo. >>

'It slices, it dices, it makes julienne fries!'

*Only* if you order the special attachment for just $5 more.

XD

;p Poor Dojo. He doesn't get any respect.

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