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spoke ([personal profile] spoke) wrote2012-08-07 11:03 am

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O.M.GEEE

Best conversation ever, and I have been waiting for this moment ever since I saw it in the trailers. Riku's smirk! That is my baby, that is the boy I was rooting for in the first game, who broke my heart holding Ansem back - that fierceness and certainty and the knife edge of his pride. It's something you see in Sora too, and I never really thought about this parallel between them until now - that Sora locks away the light, puts all his precious people safe in his heart, while Riku locks away the darkness that might harm them. But that smirk to me is so much of the difference in awesome between Sora and Riku, and I am so so happy to see it back.

So we have the awesome conversation of awesome, essentially.

young!Xehanort? : You suck. How the hell did you manage to lock away my darkness. Well damn your darkness-immunity anyway, you're useless. >:/

Riku: Well. Good to know. *smirk!*

young!Xehanort: Yeah, whatever. Just going to kill you now. *summons Chernbog*

Yeah, because we haven't done this fight in the first game. Try harder, dumbass! ...and down! \o/

The counter-song. Is 'Dearly Beloved'. And its Riku and Sora teaming up. eeeeeeeeeeee!!! :D

... the new Keyblade has Mickey's stolen sorceror hat on top. You're kidding me right? XD

He's following you because he is a stalker, Sora dear. You're being stalked for villain recruitment! AUGH will you please clue in? :/

DORK

Swinging his Keyblade like a conductor's baton. The most adorablest dork ever. Gosh I'm getting cavities. <3 <3 <3

Mickey! He's an awake mouse. Again. XD

Wow. This room is packed with uncomfortable. ...wait. What the fuck. Did... did Yen Sid. Give Lea his Keyblade. Errrrm. I am somewhat nauseous.

Also, you are severely underestimating Xehanort. YOU FUCKING MORON.

Yes. YES HE COULD YOU MORON. Why does everybody underestimate the Xanatos. >.<

Um. Mickey, dear? If something happens to Sora and Riku and you? The Worlds Are Screwed. Full stop.

Never Was? I get to see Never Was again! \o/ And I thought it got blown up. eeee

I hate the Queen Buzzerfly. hate hate hate!!!

XIGBAR!!! Hell fucking yes.

THIS IS SO AWESOME. I love me some smart villains.

Ooooh hell. Here we go. What have they done. XD

It's raining Soras! Shall we do a musical number! Numbers?

So! We have had our delicious mastermind reveal of ~ it was an evil plot via time travel all along ~ and Sora drops. Time to send Riku to the rescue!

Well. Didn't get very far with that - back to Sora.

Namine - but then Xion.

What, what?! Xion!!! Noooo. Come back, bitty. :(

Roxas? :/

Whaaat.

Oh Sora. Why so awesome. Breaking my heart kiddo. ....is Roxas giving him the memories back? How?!

Oh no.

Well, yes. Villains, Sora. Causing pain is actually pretty much required.

Why does everything sound so distant and quiet? :/

Oh hell that's creepy. Not Riku and Kairi, but Terra and Aqua - and they saw Ven.

Soraaaa. You're not listeninggggg. Stop chasing everyone, stop going after the dreams. D:

Oh Aqua. Aqua visting the bitties.

And there's Ansem Seeker of Darkness.

XIGBAR. Hi awesome.

AHAHAHAHA. He is kind of getting fed up with Sora not getting it. So much irritation. "Hey, I've got an idea. Ask your heart. See if it's got a clue."

Also, Sora. Stop having civil conversations with him!!! You are supposed to be kicking his ass, I don't care how much I like him STOP SHOOTING THE BREEZE. Gaaaah. XD

YAY XEMNAS IS HERE TOO. Damn are you screwed, Sora. :D

Holy fuck did we really need that closeup on the eye? Also, no, Sora you're talking to the wrong guy. Do believe I already mentioned, he signed up for full membership in the jackass club.

Freaking hive mind. Because, you know, Xehanort's not letting this shit go.

Knew it! Tapped for recruitement.

Awwww. I actually feel bad for Xigbar, if only a little bit. Poor thing's so disappointed. :P Should've worked harder on his pitch, though, Sora is absolutely not the type to go for this.

Also, while I'm thinking about this, a bone of contention - the Keyblade did choose Sora. It was given to Riku in the traditional fashion, it choose Sora all on its own.

Also, weakness? The ability to hold on to one's self even in the face of such a will as Xehanort's is pretty much the exact fucking opposite of weakness, you raving egomaniac. <3

Soraaaa.

Xemnas down! ..again. For the count? Doubtful.

A closeup of Sora's crotch? Seriously, game? :P

Nooo. Screw you, tinynort. Riku will come to the rescue! :/ This is so creepily awesome.

HA. It is a tinynort. XD

There is something especially chill-inducing at the sight of tinynort closing Sora's eyes.

Ven's armor?!

A Station. Oh Sora.

Sora! A Riku is here to rescue you!

That was Riku we could barely hear earlier?! :(

Oh, Riku. Bad. Ass. >:D

Riku. Has been in Sora's dreams?! ...Mickey! We need an assist here! Help help! D:

Riku is a Dream Eater?! ...that is so wrong and awesome.

Also, fuck off, Ansemnort. >:P

Terra. <3

Yes. His answer is, in fact, fuck off. \o/ Also, OM NOM ANNOYING SEEKERS OF DARKNESS.

Huh. Now Riku absorbing his Dream Eaters doesn't seem quite as creepy. I mean, we are told from the start that Dream Eaters do this.

AEEIIII. DREAMEATERS TO THE CUTEST RESCUE EVER!!!

Also, Riku petting the bat. Bat loving on Riku. Dying of cute here.

Oh, yikes. Oww. Picking Sora is 'moving down the list.'

Yup. 13 Xehanorts. You guys are kind of fucked. Time to call in reinforcements.

eeeeep. Most future self is about to arrive. Oh dear.

MICKEY

oh thank goodness. I was getting a little worried.

But. But, moving. And Stopa! Noooo.

...where is Isa? I don't like the way he said 'begone' and I don't like the almost claymoreish Keyblade and where is Isa? :(

Okay, no, this is not fair, he's glomming powers off other Org. members here. And I must say making excellent use of Luxord's time schtick, better than the man himself in fact. Yiiikes.

Yes \o/

Oh. Oh Mickey. Gotta stop underestimating Xehanort. :/

LEA.

AHAHAHA

Xigbar is so pissed off.

Isa. Nooo. Saix. :(

HAHAHA poor Lea, Axel forver. Also wait, why no Keyblade?

Goofy and Donald to the also rescue! \o/ Very exciting and dramatic. :D

So. It is now pretty canon that whole freaking universes live inside Sora. XD

Awww Lea. Welcome back to the dork side. ;) Please don't put that hideous scarf back on. :p

Okay, Ventus nightmare down. Can has Sora now? :(

Nooo! Not fair! :(

Wait, but this - the questions from the first game. *wibbles*

XION. That's Xion, Riku. You should feel bad! :/

Oh look, it's Asshat Man. Yeah. Fixing shit by screwing up more shit. >.< ...okay, so he didn't do so bad. Although I'd still like to slap him for the empty puppet crack.

AHAHAHA wow this game. A tea party, really? Really. You want to give Sora that much sugar. XD

Oh yeah, did we pass the test? Now you think of that?!

...no, see, the fact that you are a moron who's underestimated Xehanort is a fact that nobody missed.

Sora doesn't care about titles, sillies. It matters tons to Riku though. And Terra will be super pleased when he finds out.

YES YES YES nobody believes in Lea.

XD On accident, how fucking perfect.

Welp. No Secret Ending for I, for I need to fufill moar requirements. Eh. Sleep time now.