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spokei thought, when i started this thing, that it was going to end after Boromir's death. sort of a walking into the sunset take on Frodo leaving the Fellowship, with the Ring plotting how to use Sam against Frodo.
the Ringmuse is having none of it, in that is wants to keep talking until the very end; i have a vague notion of it thinking as it falls, that it shouldn't have insulted Gollum.
Frodo-muse is having none of it, in the same 'not /my/ boyfriend, you're not!' vien that he started on when he showed up.
interestingly, the Ring's Gollum-speech increased as soon as Frodo showed up.
shrug. at least it's almost done. (keep the chibi bunny away from me, Frodo.)
Dear Diary,
At least i'm away from the Elf-lady. Horrible, horrible thing she was...
Having had time to introspect, it wasn't such a loss. There were a lot of good points in Lothlorien, creepy elf-infested woods though they were.
Kept putting thoughts of molesting pretty Elf into Aragorn's head. I know he can hear me; he became distinctly jumpy. There was the most hilarious moment shortly after they arrived; they all went to rest and then cute Elf left to bathe. Carefully pushed at Aragorn's mind, suggesting that he wanted too as well; then as he came towards the bath, (while the Elf's back was turned) yelled as loudly as I could that he should clock him with a brick and make off with him.
HA-HA-HA-HA-HA! Hateful Aragorn jumped so badly he fell into bath water; the Elf, apparently lost reverie, also jumped and fell backwards onto him. It was quite hilarious to hear them stuttering over each other, as Aragorn would not say why he was there, and cute Elf would not admit he had not heard him coming. Ha!
Had to shut up quickly, as Frodo sat up looking for the source of the noise.
Sadly, am now certain I could have pulled something off in Moria, perhaps sent them off to neck somewhere they'd have been eaten by Goblins, or something. I must start paying attention to opportunities when they show up, rather than laughing at the misfortunes of others; I can cause all the misfortunes I want when I get back to Master Sauron, and then laugh at them.
So they have gone back to wandering in the wilds. However, I have no chance at using Aragorn and Elf, as they're traveling on boats - and in separate ones, at that. That Elf and the Dwarf are apparently quite fond of each other, as they got a boat to themselves. Damnit. This is going to make it difficult to scar Elf, as he can't be disturbed by Men if he's dating a Dwarf. (Not to mention Aragorn seems leery of boyfriend-Dwarf's axe.)
Damn Isildur's Heir.
It's on to us, the wretched Man, I knows it is. Watching the Frodo with its nasty knowing eyes.
I hates it.
and again:
Dear Diary,
Well, i've finally gotten away from that wretched Fellowship, and unless I miss my guess, it will break without the Hobbit there, but -
What's that, my Diary? Why are we not happy? We have the Frodo carrying us, that's why.
The Frodo is more awful even than Elves and Men! The Frodo is hearing the Master Sauron and not obeying! He runs away from the Man (the Boromir, who wanted us and would have taken us to Mordor, surely) and runs to the boats and leaves all the nice people we could have manipulated behind. Except the Sam.
The Sam is awful as well. The Sam is earthy tree-hugging Hobbit worse than the Bilbo was. I tried to screw with thier heads; to make the Sam upset the Frodo?
He kissed the Frodo! Damn it! Apparently is quite normal for two Hobbits of the same gender to - to -
I am so glad we are not having eyes my Diary. We are surely being scarred for life by wretched Hobbits if we had! The Frodo was supposed to be mad! I wanted it to kill the Sam, not - not -
I should have paid more attention to the Boromir, shouldn't I?.
and again
Dear Diary,
Some good news. The Frodo thought the Gollum is following us, which it is.
The Gollum would take us away from damned Hobbits. Can hear both of them quite well and desperately wish that I could not hear the Sam; his thoughts are full of - of - happiness and determination and idle bits of planning. He thinks about what to do when they make camp.
As if it isn't bad enough we has to hear it. We wishes we had a stomach, my Diary. Then we could be ill on wretched Hobbits.
The Frodo - the horrible Frodo - it can hear me more clearly the further we go. I am yelling in its head, hoping to drive it insane if I cannot corrupt it. It laughs at our complaints, my Diary. It points out that it loves the Sam. Have managed to get some revenge by pointing out awful things that could happen to the Sam.
It got revenge by being more affectionate to him.
The Sam gets revenge without knowing it, damn him. He's hovering about the Frodo always, and radiating concern and other terrible loving emotions.
We misses the Gollum, my Diary. We misses the Gollum most horribly.
hee! i am going to finish this! too, too cool.
oh, and in other news: according to Nathaniel, my older nephew (almost 4) the color brown is not called brown. it's the color 'chocolate'.
i think maybe we have too much chocolate in this house.
the Ringmuse is having none of it, in that is wants to keep talking until the very end; i have a vague notion of it thinking as it falls, that it shouldn't have insulted Gollum.
Frodo-muse is having none of it, in the same 'not /my/ boyfriend, you're not!' vien that he started on when he showed up.
interestingly, the Ring's Gollum-speech increased as soon as Frodo showed up.
shrug. at least it's almost done. (keep the chibi bunny away from me, Frodo.)
Dear Diary,
At least i'm away from the Elf-lady. Horrible, horrible thing she was...
Having had time to introspect, it wasn't such a loss. There were a lot of good points in Lothlorien, creepy elf-infested woods though they were.
Kept putting thoughts of molesting pretty Elf into Aragorn's head. I know he can hear me; he became distinctly jumpy. There was the most hilarious moment shortly after they arrived; they all went to rest and then cute Elf left to bathe. Carefully pushed at Aragorn's mind, suggesting that he wanted too as well; then as he came towards the bath, (while the Elf's back was turned) yelled as loudly as I could that he should clock him with a brick and make off with him.
HA-HA-HA-HA-HA! Hateful Aragorn jumped so badly he fell into bath water; the Elf, apparently lost reverie, also jumped and fell backwards onto him. It was quite hilarious to hear them stuttering over each other, as Aragorn would not say why he was there, and cute Elf would not admit he had not heard him coming. Ha!
Had to shut up quickly, as Frodo sat up looking for the source of the noise.
Sadly, am now certain I could have pulled something off in Moria, perhaps sent them off to neck somewhere they'd have been eaten by Goblins, or something. I must start paying attention to opportunities when they show up, rather than laughing at the misfortunes of others; I can cause all the misfortunes I want when I get back to Master Sauron, and then laugh at them.
So they have gone back to wandering in the wilds. However, I have no chance at using Aragorn and Elf, as they're traveling on boats - and in separate ones, at that. That Elf and the Dwarf are apparently quite fond of each other, as they got a boat to themselves. Damnit. This is going to make it difficult to scar Elf, as he can't be disturbed by Men if he's dating a Dwarf. (Not to mention Aragorn seems leery of boyfriend-Dwarf's axe.)
Damn Isildur's Heir.
It's on to us, the wretched Man, I knows it is. Watching the Frodo with its nasty knowing eyes.
I hates it.
and again:
Dear Diary,
Well, i've finally gotten away from that wretched Fellowship, and unless I miss my guess, it will break without the Hobbit there, but -
What's that, my Diary? Why are we not happy? We have the Frodo carrying us, that's why.
The Frodo is more awful even than Elves and Men! The Frodo is hearing the Master Sauron and not obeying! He runs away from the Man (the Boromir, who wanted us and would have taken us to Mordor, surely) and runs to the boats and leaves all the nice people we could have manipulated behind. Except the Sam.
The Sam is awful as well. The Sam is earthy tree-hugging Hobbit worse than the Bilbo was. I tried to screw with thier heads; to make the Sam upset the Frodo?
He kissed the Frodo! Damn it! Apparently is quite normal for two Hobbits of the same gender to - to -
I am so glad we are not having eyes my Diary. We are surely being scarred for life by wretched Hobbits if we had! The Frodo was supposed to be mad! I wanted it to kill the Sam, not - not -
I should have paid more attention to the Boromir, shouldn't I?.
and again
Dear Diary,
Some good news. The Frodo thought the Gollum is following us, which it is.
The Gollum would take us away from damned Hobbits. Can hear both of them quite well and desperately wish that I could not hear the Sam; his thoughts are full of - of - happiness and determination and idle bits of planning. He thinks about what to do when they make camp.
As if it isn't bad enough we has to hear it. We wishes we had a stomach, my Diary. Then we could be ill on wretched Hobbits.
The Frodo - the horrible Frodo - it can hear me more clearly the further we go. I am yelling in its head, hoping to drive it insane if I cannot corrupt it. It laughs at our complaints, my Diary. It points out that it loves the Sam. Have managed to get some revenge by pointing out awful things that could happen to the Sam.
It got revenge by being more affectionate to him.
The Sam gets revenge without knowing it, damn him. He's hovering about the Frodo always, and radiating concern and other terrible loving emotions.
We misses the Gollum, my Diary. We misses the Gollum most horribly.
hee! i am going to finish this! too, too cool.
oh, and in other news: according to Nathaniel, my older nephew (almost 4) the color brown is not called brown. it's the color 'chocolate'.
i think maybe we have too much chocolate in this house.
