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Oct. 19th, 2012 09:53 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
spokeNotice inside the front of the Poison Gym: “I can sing! Wanted: the rest of a band.”
Ooooh nooo, I’m being dragged on a tour of Hollywood: Pokemon Style. GAH.
What. Is this fuckery. This is a very bad movie. What even. And that’s Brycen! When last I saw him, he was a bloody Gym Leader. Why would anyone give up Gym Leader to ack in B movies?!
...oh, sweet, the tiny audience on the bottom screen left. XD The few remaining members literally popped up ? marks.
Oh geez. And now it’s going to force me to play this nonsense? Yeah. When I wake up, after coffee, I will do this thing.
***
Aaaand that was. Predictably horrible. And it lets you see rankings. -28 million, for like. 2 minutes of ‘acting’ work. XD
I’m kind of tempted to come back and try this again sometime. The movie part is lame, but the little theater is kind of precious. And I have 1 whole fan, who gave me a Fresh Water. :D
I admit this temptation is partly because I wonder if getting more fans will net me more stuff. >.>
Ooopsie. And I see Team Jerkass blocking my way ahead, but I need to get ready for work. Save time!
***
Okay, here we go. A+ Hugh, calling them out for being hypocrites and thieves!
Um. You did not just jump a Gym Leader and a couple of trainers. Some people never learn. :)
Take that! And now we’re splitting up to search Route 20, because screw letting them go apparently. Figures the Poison Gym Leader would take that approach.
Apparently, Team Jerkass grunt hates it when people won’t let things go. A+ at hypocrisy. >.<
***
Whee! Hugh and I, off to Castelia City.
Which is even more impressive approached by boat. :D
Huh. Hugh’s phone number and he’s off to hunt the streets of Castelia for Team Jerkass. This is sadly familiar. :/
A wtf note is sounded by the ship in the harbor next to us, though. Apparently one does not see sailing ships anymore. :(
Score! +1 Bicycle!
Booo. Skyarrow Bridge is being inspected.
***
Sewers. Wandering the sewers, with my rival. >>
On second thought, wandering sewers with a rival who heals my pokemons = \o/
Hugh, you are the best rival ever. Why are we rivals! You are clearly the best best friend! I just want to drag you around with me the whole freaking adventure. :D
First evolution! Tepig is now a Pignite! Team high-fives! /o/* *\o\
Okay, so I finally got sick of leveling and am attacking Team Jerkass. Blah blah hypocrisy threats blah, just hold still while I kick your sorry butts all around the sewer, alright?
‘The Pokemon I stole... it’s no help at all!’ Yeah. Because it’s not like they’re bloody sentient, you morons. I know if I were a stolen pokemon, I’d throw all my fights. >:P
Ooookay. Hugh doesn’t seem to quite trust Burgh (fair enough, nor do I). Then! Apparently random scientist comes out, complements our battling skills, and walks off. wtf?
Please don’t tell me that was the new leader and we’ve missed an opportunity for righteous butt-kicking. :p
Goofing off and second evolution : Riolu is now Lucario!
I must admit, Burgh still has the prettiest building.
SPIDERWEBS :D :D :D
He’s changed his Gym theme from a honeycomb to a spider one and it’s like a winter wonderland made of spiderwebs and I may be in love. :D :D :D
Oh according to gym guide, they’re cocoons. Screw you, gym guide. Spiderweeeeeeeebs.
Still the creepy harlequin trainers, though.
HA. Touma the Piidove is now Touma the Tranquil. Just before I reach Burgh himself, too. Mwahaha.
Wow. Burgh just. Made me listen to him squee about his pokemon. Right before our battle! Way to tell me your team, genius. :p
Onward!
The nutjob-seeming scientist again... and def. a nutjob. Of course my Tranquil has more self-confidence than usual - I am an awesome Trainer! Didn’t you people learn your lesson last time. :P
Oh awesome, just got the opportunity for righteous buttkicking! Lemme just save...
Hi Bianca! Sweet, Dowsing Machine. Thank you muchly! ..wait, I’m heading to Route 4. Screw you, crazy scientist, I have to detour for my Ghosties! maaaan. Why don’t Ghost types just. Come out at night. In all areas. For no other reason than my enjoyments! :|a
Hrrrm. And another thing, I am heading back to town to get a Water type out, my team has a serious flaw here.
***
First Eevee found! *\o/*
Okay, so our crackpot seeming scientist is not, in fact, a member of Team Jerkass. She seems to be going for the opposite extreme, which um. Nooo. Humans and Pokemon help each other! You had better not be implying we’re better than them, missy.
Regardless, the time for butt-kicking is now!
Well. Thanks for the battle, and a reward of a Protein? Thank you, scientist whom I still think may be a little nuts!
AHAHAHAHA
“If only we could talk to Pokemon to find out a way to bring out their power! But a person like that could never exist.” Okay, problems with this statement:
1. N, genius, didn’t the Team Jerkass members mention him to you?
2. Psychic trainers, who tend to favor their own Type, not to mention feelings checkers and happiness raters and the whole inherent awareness that is part of game mechanics, as well it should be, because in a rational world someone asking the questions you are would know where to go for the answers!
3. Then there’s all the extremely intelligent legendaries who have been shown capable of either telepathic communication, or managing to get their point across without needing our languages, thank you. I wish there was a list somewhere.
***
Contuining in the trend of pokemon NPCs saying ridiculous things, most of the backpackers vacationing near Relic Castle seem to be under the impression that it’s their job to dig the place out.
The place being buried by sand. In the middle of the desert.
Next mission: emptying the ocean with a teacup. :P
eeee hi my lovely new Yamask. :D
***
Finally in Nimbasa! Where I am teaming up with a total stranger instead of going for my Gym battle. Hi Nate, let’s take these guys! >:D
Holy cow, I raked in 10400 from that fight. :D
Wow I hate Elesa. Her and her damn Emolga. But! Can’t use Volt Switch on a Ground type, so there!
I WIN! Yay me!
/o\ Noo, I really don’t want to walk down the catwalk with you, Elesa. All the staring! :(
Hup. Team Jerkass, blocking the road. Hugh questioning them! ..do you really care why they’re here, Hugh? Can’t we just jump straight to ass-kicking?
Nooo. A Pokemon he stole 2 years ago?! ...and it’s still a Trubbish? Buddy, you are a lousy trainer. >:/
Bullying =/= training. :/
AWWWWW. They stole Hugh’s little sister’s Purrloin, and he couldn’t stop them, and now he’s looking for it. AWWWWW.
***
Then she started building up Join Avenue, and we never saw her again. ;)
Ooooh nooo, I’m being dragged on a tour of Hollywood: Pokemon Style. GAH.
What. Is this fuckery. This is a very bad movie. What even. And that’s Brycen! When last I saw him, he was a bloody Gym Leader. Why would anyone give up Gym Leader to ack in B movies?!
...oh, sweet, the tiny audience on the bottom screen left. XD The few remaining members literally popped up ? marks.
Oh geez. And now it’s going to force me to play this nonsense? Yeah. When I wake up, after coffee, I will do this thing.
***
Aaaand that was. Predictably horrible. And it lets you see rankings. -28 million, for like. 2 minutes of ‘acting’ work. XD
I’m kind of tempted to come back and try this again sometime. The movie part is lame, but the little theater is kind of precious. And I have 1 whole fan, who gave me a Fresh Water. :D
I admit this temptation is partly because I wonder if getting more fans will net me more stuff. >.>
Ooopsie. And I see Team Jerkass blocking my way ahead, but I need to get ready for work. Save time!
***
Okay, here we go. A+ Hugh, calling them out for being hypocrites and thieves!
Um. You did not just jump a Gym Leader and a couple of trainers. Some people never learn. :)
Take that! And now we’re splitting up to search Route 20, because screw letting them go apparently. Figures the Poison Gym Leader would take that approach.
Apparently, Team Jerkass grunt hates it when people won’t let things go. A+ at hypocrisy. >.<
***
Whee! Hugh and I, off to Castelia City.
Which is even more impressive approached by boat. :D
Huh. Hugh’s phone number and he’s off to hunt the streets of Castelia for Team Jerkass. This is sadly familiar. :/
A wtf note is sounded by the ship in the harbor next to us, though. Apparently one does not see sailing ships anymore. :(
Score! +1 Bicycle!
Booo. Skyarrow Bridge is being inspected.
***
Sewers. Wandering the sewers, with my rival. >>
On second thought, wandering sewers with a rival who heals my pokemons = \o/
Hugh, you are the best rival ever. Why are we rivals! You are clearly the best best friend! I just want to drag you around with me the whole freaking adventure. :D
First evolution! Tepig is now a Pignite! Team high-fives! /o/* *\o\
Okay, so I finally got sick of leveling and am attacking Team Jerkass. Blah blah hypocrisy threats blah, just hold still while I kick your sorry butts all around the sewer, alright?
‘The Pokemon I stole... it’s no help at all!’ Yeah. Because it’s not like they’re bloody sentient, you morons. I know if I were a stolen pokemon, I’d throw all my fights. >:P
Ooookay. Hugh doesn’t seem to quite trust Burgh (fair enough, nor do I). Then! Apparently random scientist comes out, complements our battling skills, and walks off. wtf?
Please don’t tell me that was the new leader and we’ve missed an opportunity for righteous butt-kicking. :p
Goofing off and second evolution : Riolu is now Lucario!
I must admit, Burgh still has the prettiest building.
SPIDERWEBS :D :D :D
He’s changed his Gym theme from a honeycomb to a spider one and it’s like a winter wonderland made of spiderwebs and I may be in love. :D :D :D
Oh according to gym guide, they’re cocoons. Screw you, gym guide. Spiderweeeeeeeebs.
Still the creepy harlequin trainers, though.
HA. Touma the Piidove is now Touma the Tranquil. Just before I reach Burgh himself, too. Mwahaha.
Wow. Burgh just. Made me listen to him squee about his pokemon. Right before our battle! Way to tell me your team, genius. :p
Onward!
The nutjob-seeming scientist again... and def. a nutjob. Of course my Tranquil has more self-confidence than usual - I am an awesome Trainer! Didn’t you people learn your lesson last time. :P
Oh awesome, just got the opportunity for righteous buttkicking! Lemme just save...
Hi Bianca! Sweet, Dowsing Machine. Thank you muchly! ..wait, I’m heading to Route 4. Screw you, crazy scientist, I have to detour for my Ghosties! maaaan. Why don’t Ghost types just. Come out at night. In all areas. For no other reason than my enjoyments! :|a
Hrrrm. And another thing, I am heading back to town to get a Water type out, my team has a serious flaw here.
***
First Eevee found! *\o/*
Okay, so our crackpot seeming scientist is not, in fact, a member of Team Jerkass. She seems to be going for the opposite extreme, which um. Nooo. Humans and Pokemon help each other! You had better not be implying we’re better than them, missy.
Regardless, the time for butt-kicking is now!
Well. Thanks for the battle, and a reward of a Protein? Thank you, scientist whom I still think may be a little nuts!
AHAHAHAHA
“If only we could talk to Pokemon to find out a way to bring out their power! But a person like that could never exist.” Okay, problems with this statement:
1. N, genius, didn’t the Team Jerkass members mention him to you?
2. Psychic trainers, who tend to favor their own Type, not to mention feelings checkers and happiness raters and the whole inherent awareness that is part of game mechanics, as well it should be, because in a rational world someone asking the questions you are would know where to go for the answers!
3. Then there’s all the extremely intelligent legendaries who have been shown capable of either telepathic communication, or managing to get their point across without needing our languages, thank you. I wish there was a list somewhere.
***
Contuining in the trend of pokemon NPCs saying ridiculous things, most of the backpackers vacationing near Relic Castle seem to be under the impression that it’s their job to dig the place out.
The place being buried by sand. In the middle of the desert.
Next mission: emptying the ocean with a teacup. :P
eeee hi my lovely new Yamask. :D
***
Finally in Nimbasa! Where I am teaming up with a total stranger instead of going for my Gym battle. Hi Nate, let’s take these guys! >:D
Holy cow, I raked in 10400 from that fight. :D
Wow I hate Elesa. Her and her damn Emolga. But! Can’t use Volt Switch on a Ground type, so there!
I WIN! Yay me!
/o\ Noo, I really don’t want to walk down the catwalk with you, Elesa. All the staring! :(
Hup. Team Jerkass, blocking the road. Hugh questioning them! ..do you really care why they’re here, Hugh? Can’t we just jump straight to ass-kicking?
Nooo. A Pokemon he stole 2 years ago?! ...and it’s still a Trubbish? Buddy, you are a lousy trainer. >:/
Bullying =/= training. :/
AWWWWW. They stole Hugh’s little sister’s Purrloin, and he couldn’t stop them, and now he’s looking for it. AWWWWW.
***
Then she started building up Join Avenue, and we never saw her again. ;)
