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Oh KH, you and your falling/drowning openings.

Play island! So nostalgic - erm. Who are you, get off the beach. You look suspiciously familiar, there.


WHAT

WHAT?!

Spock, what did you just do?! D:


...I mean, I know it's Leonard Nimoy. But I dare anyone who watched classic Trek to hear that voice and not think Spock.

omg, I don't think I can take this crack-filled awesomeness. XD

Also my head hurts now. Already.


FEH. I would like some half-naked grown men sometime, game. Ven =/= attractive. He's a kid! what do you mean, hormonal, i'm not looking for prons


Side note - I am so glad I managed to remain mostly unspoiled for this. It was hard, but worth it!


Wow. Ven's room is all with the pretty and creepy and interesting. But damn, kid, you have any kind of a life without freaky wake-ups?

Awww, he's so adorably happy! ♥

Land of Departure - don't get attached, folks. :p

Ummmm. Wow. This isn't at all oddly pretty and creepy with the freaking chains everywhere. >>

You're messing around because A) I need my tutorial and B) You are easily distracted by shiny/moving objects. Like a kitten! :P

...I am totally going to be picturing kitten!Ven forever now. Even his hair, omg dyinggggg XD

Because your life is one unending freaky flashback-within-a-flashback FOREVER, RoxasSoraVen. FOREVER.

Oh god she's Kairi isn't she. >.> coooool.

Terra! Just looking at you is creepy! :D *loves on creepiness forever*

...you are all three so weird. XD

Note for future iterations of yourselves? Forging unbreakable connections isn't actually the best idea ever. :P

XD WIN! "What do you mean 'sometimes'" indeed.

I think I like her voice. It threw me off a little at first, but - it's not typical-girly, not sweet and light and high-pitched. It is a strong voice.

*purr*

Yay save point! I am so sleepy. XD

THE NEXT DAY

Ooooh, stained glass charms. Missed that before.

See. See how you jinxed yourselves. :(

MICKEY! yikes

Double yikes.

I still don't like you, Yen Sid.

Staaars. Always significant.

:o I did not know I'd have a choice here. ...Aqua! How not? :D

Oh dammit. Now you've - Terra. Oh Terra. That sort of thing never goes well.

Go away, not-Spock. augh XD

EVIL, see, AUGH.

Uh-huh. Why is Yen Sid no longer a Master?

ooo :o

Hey, balance. Instead of just light/good vs dark/evil. Lesse if you live up to that, game, you have made these promises before.

And, you know, maybe find Ventus? Ijits.

Idiots. Separate, alone, you're all more vulnerable.

Train him as Lawful Evil? I am shrieking so much here. >.< You're all going to be such tragic little darlings, aren't you?

I think maybe I should have started with Terra. But I can't stop now.

Ahhh, Ventus. Someone has to be a complete idiot instead of just a tormented one.

Cinderella! :D

I love KH world maps. All the floaty space. ♥

Wow. So, you're lying or he's an idiot.

Why are you asking the Prince instead of the Princess? >:/

Awww, Cinderella.

Still shrieking. Maybe also growling.

Bibbity boppity boo! Perfect theme.

Evil old creeps. ...wait a minute, why does no one here comment on Aqua's clothes?


"Strong rays of sun create dark shadows." I love Fairy Godmother.

Mouse-sized! :D

Aww, Jaq! Gotta flurry! Help Cinderelly! ♥ It is making me miss this movie. Although, nice of them to translate.

Sooo - it's to be Terra, Ven, Aqua the whole way? I'm always last to get anywhere? :/

Most awkward stall ever! XD

Carriage Unversed?!

Alright, we're +1 Prince Charming & Happy Ending. Now what.

Ah. Snow White! Sad dwarfs are sad. :(

Grumpy! Love you, man. ♥

The magic mirror got her. Seriously?! Also, I hate this freaking mirror. First major death. Glad I saved in the courtyard.

Whoo! Took some leveling and practice, and the addition of cure to my deck, but I got there.

The Queen is gone? This raises some interesting questions about that mirror, too.

*blink blink* What was that?! And did she not see Ventus is creepily blank-eyed there?

On to Maleficent! >:D *please please do not be like KH2, plot. please?*

Okay, WHOA. What is this, with everything suddenly moving faster? :o

Hi Maleficent! *tiny wave*

Why is nobody specifying what Terra did?! Why is Ven being an idiot?! Why wouldn't Maleficent know about the Keyblade, Aqua! You've got some kind of alliance of light/keyblades/good guys going - what is the dark doing, sitting in a corner humming? :P Oh no wait - knitting! Because I like the image of a lot of KH villains sitting around discussing yarn and patterns.

Esp. when they make fun of Hook's difficulties in this area and he snaps and starts threatening to gut people with the hook and this is why we can't have nice things!

Yeah, don't ask, I'm getting sleepy. Or do and see what happens! :D


...holy shit, Maleficent. Way to hit on Aqua. eeeeeeeeee. ...yeah, really she's more hitting on the Keyblade, but damned if I care.

*happy flails*


AHAHAHA, dude Terra totally would. This is what happens when you tell people not to play with the Dark. >:p

Oh. Crap. Yay dragon anyway! :D ...and I just thought, they kept the line about Hell.

Pretty cool fight. Not that hard, though.

Still cheating, damn you fairies!


RADIANT GARDEN!

BRAIG!

EEEEEE.

Damnit I'm never going to get to the bits I want. Slow gamer is slow. -.-

Wait, wait, Radiant Garden now?! Gah. I can't do this now, I don't - I'm all sleepy and I have things to do and and and. Crud.

Okay so. I will be all Responsible Adult, and and do stuff. Like the sweeping and cleanings needed because today is garbage day. And then! Then I will probably go and get coffee.

And then Radiant Garden, SQUEEE!EEEEEEEEE!


Two hours later:

SQUEE! Now with coffee and delicious chili-pepper chocolate. nomnomnom

Radiant Garden. eeeeeek. Lemme just circle it in anticipation for a second. :o

Nice flowers :p

Scrooge! eeeee. (It's extra awesome because I've been watching Duck Tales lately.)

I hope Terra's not still here. Only because it's futile to hope he didn't come here at all. Poor doomed guy. -.-

Wow. It just. Really is a garden, there's green everywhere.

Oh save point. Surely awesomeness is forthcoming. o.o

Tiny Kairi! :D

Mickey! Mickeeey, you always show up at the best times! ♥

So she's not Kairi. But still awesome. Guyssss. She's a freaking Princess of Heart!

...wait, is Mickey a summons? XD

Oh, Aqua. That music. What have you done. ♥

Except the people who got frequent sunburns. :P

Darkness: OM. NOM OM NOM!

And that's why everything is screwed up, because children do not know enough to rebuild whole worlds properly. <.<

And you'll lose one of your boyfriends on account of him being pretty Dark himself. Sheeesh. This game and its warped and inconsistent philosophy. Why do I love it so!

O.O

Kairi's keyblade?! Er, also Riku's. ACK that is kind of wrong.

...where are my apprentices, dammit. sad spoke is sad -.-

Wow. That is one impressively mangled door.

Shit. Gang's all here. Just in time to fight an Unversed version of the Armors.

Which just pasted me. >>


AHAHAHAHA. Disneytown. Ven you are such a dork.

eeeeeeek. Yeah, pretty much nobody trusts you Terra. Love you lots, trust you noooo.

He just has instincts.

D:

Yeah, pretty much that also. Stalk Terra and fetch Ven. That's the job.

So, nobody trusts Terra. Nobody thinks Ven's competent. Nobody likes Aqua. Their lives = suck.

BAHAHAHA. Disneytown passport Get! Even with all the angstings, this is just hilarious.

I still demand apprentices, Radiant Garden. Do I need to break into the castle to get my apprentices! Because I will. >:o

...also waitaminute, Ven. What the heck do you mean, she's let Keyblade Master go to her head? She's doing what your Master told her to do, something the rest of you utterly fail at. Little snot.

Merlin!

O.o Winnie the Pooh. Is going to teach us whut?! ...oooh, a command board. Which I haven't been touching at all.

Okaaaaay. Watch your mouth with the trash talk, boy.

BOOYAH. What was that, with the mouth? That's what I told you! And used the D-Link to Ven to do it. >:D

...yeah. A backup for what? Creepiness.

Ven! :D

Go home, Ven. Go play in the nursery. This is really not helping. >.<

Oh no. The whole of Radiant Garden and I didn't get to see apprentices. I hate you, stupid world. *sulks like she's 5 or something* *sulkity sulk*

Alright, lesse this Mirage Arena world. No battle level listed is weird. Oh. Meh, can't get online anyway. -.-

I need some cheery, lesse Disneytown. GAH .XD


What in the holy hell is Pete smoking?! O.O


Aqua! Be nice, he's clearly disturbed. :P Or not, you know, but. What am I even supposed to think. @.@

Aqua. You're a Keyblade Master. I think passing your test for Mastery kind of bonafide you. :p

Minnie! Why. Are you at the theme park.

Thank you. For jinxing that, Horace.

Aaaaaah. That's what Pete's smoking. x.x

And now sleeping, brought to you by the psp dying on me. Also my being really really tired - shifting to day schedule a bit, for my vacation. But it's almost 2! zzzzzzzz