plot bunnies are evil! all of them!
Jan. 16th, 2003 11:29 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
spokei shouldn't go trolling around lj, i think. i pick strange ideas.
the post and comments i read in keelwolfe's lj + the comment i made, and then she made back, which mentioned the Ring + cassandra claire's 'very secret diaries' =
Dear Diary,
Just when you think the world is yours, some damn Alliance comes along and ruins everything. Everything!
I mean, Sauron's diembodied, the army is dead or scattered and this punk Isildur picked me up. The nerve, after he just killed my Master! Oh, he'll get his, just you wait, you - you - Man, you!
I must keep my perspective, however. It's not really the Men's fault, oh no. They have all sorts of interesting ideas, really... Wonderful people, once you work on them a bit. No, I know who the real culprits are, here. I heard that little prick Elrond, and his 'throw it into the fires from whence it came speech'.
I hate Elves. Sauron told me all about Elves. EVERYTHING that ever went wrong for my Master stems from the damn Elves, especially this latest bit; oh I can just hear them, the stupid Elves, rallying the Men. 'No no, you have to resist the evil. Kill the evil, for it is bad and will make you do awful and unnatural things! Things involving chains and whips and... and... just eewy!'
Honestly, just because they have no kinks, doesn't mean the rest of us should be so stuffy. If they had their way, i'm sure all the races would live in libraries or be out 'communing' with Nature. Bleh.
Soon, though. Soon i'll find someway to get my revenge on Isildur. Then they'll all pay! MW-HA-HA-HA-HA!
Damnit. Have just realized evil laughter is wasted when no-one can hear it.
this, after i was just thinking yesterday that i shouldn't try to wrtie humor, because - well, i can't.
never say can't, people. the invisble Powers That Be will punish you.
the post and comments i read in keelwolfe's lj + the comment i made, and then she made back, which mentioned the Ring + cassandra claire's 'very secret diaries' =
Dear Diary,
Just when you think the world is yours, some damn Alliance comes along and ruins everything. Everything!
I mean, Sauron's diembodied, the army is dead or scattered and this punk Isildur picked me up. The nerve, after he just killed my Master! Oh, he'll get his, just you wait, you - you - Man, you!
I must keep my perspective, however. It's not really the Men's fault, oh no. They have all sorts of interesting ideas, really... Wonderful people, once you work on them a bit. No, I know who the real culprits are, here. I heard that little prick Elrond, and his 'throw it into the fires from whence it came speech'.
I hate Elves. Sauron told me all about Elves. EVERYTHING that ever went wrong for my Master stems from the damn Elves, especially this latest bit; oh I can just hear them, the stupid Elves, rallying the Men. 'No no, you have to resist the evil. Kill the evil, for it is bad and will make you do awful and unnatural things! Things involving chains and whips and... and... just eewy!'
Honestly, just because they have no kinks, doesn't mean the rest of us should be so stuffy. If they had their way, i'm sure all the races would live in libraries or be out 'communing' with Nature. Bleh.
Soon, though. Soon i'll find someway to get my revenge on Isildur. Then they'll all pay! MW-HA-HA-HA-HA!
Damnit. Have just realized evil laughter is wasted when no-one can hear it.
this, after i was just thinking yesterday that i shouldn't try to wrtie humor, because - well, i can't.
never say can't, people. the invisble Powers That Be will punish you.
